Bloodlust Uncut

MST...Uncut!



#607 Bloodlust
Clocking in at a mere 70 minutes, there were only 2 scenes cut from the MSTed version of Bloodlust.


The first is chopped at Crows Veggy stand skit. After Gerrard speaks to the teens. Pete (the guy with the glasses) closes the door after Gerrard leaves, then he walks over to Johnny (Robert Reed).

Mike: "Looks like Pete's puckered up and moving in for a kiss"
Crow as Pete: "Just close your eyes and think of Alice"
Pete: "Do you think that Gerrard character's on the level?"
Johnny: "Well he must be. Anyone in his right mind would want to get out of this place. I don't think he's nuts"
Servo: "But I do think he's a girl interrupted"

The door opens and Gerrard returns to inform the two that there's a hunt every night.


Edit #2


Mike: "Wait'll they get a load of me"
Crow: "Actually, he looks like the back of my "Nothing to Fear" album

The larger slice came out out the hunting sequence.
After the gals sneak out the window we cut to Tony running through the dense island greenery. He stops, grins and says...
Tony: "He's gonna have to go some, to catch Tony Fazoli (?? or something like that)
Servo: "Someones trying to catch Tony's Canoli?



Balleau: "Hurry, Hurry!"
Crow as Jondar: "I'm doing it!" (under his breath) "Dickweed"
Servo as Jondar: "Hey, you try tracking someone when your brains the size of a chick pea"

There's more searching and running and what not. It's all very exhausting and you can tell this because...


..we are shown Tony overdoing the gasping and wheezing and sweating and panting and dripping and...

Mike: "Uh Tony, there's some scenery to the left you haven't chewed yet"
Servo: "He just needs a cigarette, he'll be fine after a smoke"
Crow: "He's very moist - Almost Swamp Thing moist"


Which takes us to the best moment in the picture...

Jondar falling over a log!

The noise alerts Tony, who reacts by taking his shirt off.

Crow: "All of a sudden it's a Britney Spears video!"
Mike: "Oh yeah, this one's for the ladies"
Servo: "Because women can't resist a moist drunk"

So Tony goes topless and spots Balleau and we rejoin the MSTing as he takes aim. Ready to fire.